Paranoid

Olympus Speaks – Feelings Collection

Just because you're paranoid...

...doesn't mean your instincts haven't been right at least once.

Paranoid is a slightly enhanced original hand-drawn doodle, sketched by me and cleaned up just enough to survive public scrutiny. I'm no Michelangelo.

It's for the people who notice every strange glance, every unexplained noise, and every car that's been behind them for a suspiciously long time.

Coincidence?

Maybe.

But maybe not.

Printed on a soft, premium tee, Paranoid celebrates the wonderfully exhausting habit of connecting dots that probably don't belong together. It's not about fear—it's about being professionally prepared for situations that almost certainly aren't happening.

Probably.

Wear it when you're double-checking that you locked the front door. Again.

Features

• Slightly enhanced original hand-drawn doodle (Michelangelo I am not.)
• Part of the Feelings Collection
• Soft, comfortable everyday fit
• Minimalist design with maximum suspicion
• Perfect for people who read the terms and conditions, check who's behind them before entering a password, and have an exit strategy for every restaurant

Olympus Speaks.
Some feelings don't need a speech.

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